So this story has made news today, and it appears that Jameis Winston has gotten off whatever happened that night. Now I am not going to speculate as to whether or not Winston is innocent or not. However I will speculate for days on who bribed this young lady to drop the charges. After much care and deliberation, I have devised a list of three people so evil and ruthless, that they are the only people who could pull off such a diabolical scheme.
3. Scott Stapp
Coming in at number three is the frontman of the band Creed and former Florida State alum, Scott Stapp. He makes this list plain and simple because no one knows who he is anymore and he's trying to gain some street cred. Sure Creed is still a top 1 band ever, but that doesn't mean people remember him. Wouldn't surprise me one bit if in like two days he comes out and claims this was his doing, just to be a somebody again. Dude made the crucial error of breaking up Creed and since that day he's paid the price.
ODDS HE'S GUILTY: 20:1
2. Mack Brown
Number two is the sneaky Florida State alum Mack Brown, and honestly why not? He's currently lowest of lows at UT, making them the little brother of perennial Texas bitch A&M, not to mention everyone wants him fired STAT. If Manziel managed to win a Heisman two years in a row, especially after Mack tried to move him to safety, the old man might just keel over and die. So what does he do? Calls up this lady and offers her a nice career as his mistress if she drops the charges. Can't say I hate the man for it. Do you Mack, Do you.
ODDS HE'S GUILTY: 5-1
1. Ted DiBiase
Did you honestly think it would be someone else? DiBiase is my odds on favorite as the culprit here, and I have zero reason why, besides the fact that he's just so diabolical he can't even resist. Never got to take Hogan's championship so now he's trying to steal AJ McCarron's, pure balls.
ODDS HE'S GUILTY: 2:1
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