Biebz Says He's Retiring, Say It Ain't So!!!

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Woke up about 10 minutes ago, literally to hungover to function as a proper member of society. I snapped out of it as soon as I read this story. Biebz is retiring!?!?! I can't even believe it. What happens now? Literally the only way I survived Justin Timberlakes musical hiatus is because the Biebz surfaced. Whose going to take the Biebz place? Nobody, that's who. I'm physically distraught right now. Don't count on anymore blogs today.