"Khloe Kardashian Matt Kemp" is currently the number one searched phrase on bing as of about 30 minutes ago. Not only do I think it's hysterical that this is overshadowing the Heisman trophy ceremony (which is honestly a complete joke by the way, we all know who wins every year and no one cares to see literally any of the content. But more on that later). First of all I think it is classic that Khloe has the nuts to start publicly banging some dude literally 24 hours after her divorce goes viral (maybe less). The best part though, is the reasoning the media has for claiming Kemp and Kardashian are dating. The evidence? See it for yourself:
Kemp and Kardashian driving behind one another, the nerve!!!
Kemp had the gall to instagram a picture of the Kardashian christmas tree? Grit and balls for days.
Are these pictures enough to convince me that these two are no doubt doing humping things in the underwear area? ABSOLUTELY. A Kardashian getting a chance at some celebrity black D? They couldn't pass that up if they tried. Khloe already failed once with Lamar (which if we're being real here, isn't really an athlete, much less a celebrity) so she decided to play hide the black thing with the MLB superstar. It's bold, but I'll respect her attempt to stay in the spotlight.
P.S What on earth is Matt Kemp thinking? Dude was banging Rihanna and now he's resorting to these shenanigans? I'm drying that out, 100 percent.
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Trick question, they are both ugly
P.P.S- First Kris Humphries stays terrible at basketball and then Lamar Odom goes ape shit, disappears from earth on a coke binge, and then resurfaces as if nothing happened? Secret theory that the Kardashians are behind every athlete failure in today's sports. Matt Kemp was probably banging her while she was married to Lamar which is why he went down to injury at the start of the year. Sneaky move Kardashians, but I'm on to you. I got Mack Brown fired, y'all bitches be next.
Rihanna is hot eat shit
ReplyDeleteRihanna is hot. Take a lap salz
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