Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Jerry Jones Called Horrific by unnamed NFL GM

This headline is currently on Dallas Morning News's section about the Dallas Cowboys, and honestly this kinda article is the type of writing that makes me wonder what can ever be considered print these days. Newsflash to that GM, NO FUCKING SHIT. Everyone knows Jerry is all about Jerry, and it has now come to the point where we don't care. I speak for all Cowboy fans everywhere when I say we will take 6-10 seasons forever as long as our owner pulls power moves like owning a personal glasses cleaner.
It comes down to this, Jerry will never admit that he is wrong. That is the reason Romo is still allowed to snap the ball past minute 53 and the main reason the Cowboys are the most disappointing franchise is sports in the last decade. The only viable option to turn this team around is for Jerry to plow his final 19 year old mistress, keel over, and fucking die. But until then LETS GO BOYS!!!

P.S. The real reason the Cowboys are in the shitter is because we had the gall to fire this man. YMCA all night baby.

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