What's more impressive than Texas A&M's crazy second half comeback in the Chick-Fil-
A Bowl? Levi Carter being so tanked that a breathalyzer can't register his BAC, that's what. Police say they got a call from a woman with Carter saying he was running down street signs in his car. Where do they find him? Sitting in his basement hanging out with a bunch of buddies. Oh wait, he was hanging out with literally nobody. So wasted he was just talking to a room full of no one. Naturally police become curious of just how much alcohol Levi Carter knocked back previous to driving. "Oh just two Bud Lights" (which is the exact response every person of all time has had when asked how much they've had to drink by a cop). The last reading on Carter's breathalyzer was .467 before it just read "HI". I guess the inventors over at Breathalyzer USA can't fathom anyone blowing higher then a .47, just not possible. Well Levi Carter isn't one to let boundaries get in his way. He blows his way to the highest BAC ever. Congrats buddy.
Airport drunk dude didn't even blow a .467. Fact
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