Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Man Murders Stepfather Via Atomic Wedgie, Because You Know, Whatever

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Nothing like a good ole' atomic wedgie to flat out massacre your family dynamic. Brad Lee Davis was just pulling a casual prank on his stepfather when he gave him a wedgie of absolutely epic proportions. Next thing you know we have a dead dude lying around with his drawers wrapped around his head. Just going to be frank here and say that Davis did nothing wrong. The real villain here is the underwear that his step dad, Denver St. Clair was wearing that enabled this to be possible. What kind of serial killer under garments is a dude wearing that can legit stretch from his gooch region to the top of his head? Still scratching my head on that one.

P.S. How sad is it that a guy with the most bad ass name of all time in Denver St. Clair dies via underwear. Parents probably thought that he'd die in a tragic encounter with a bear. This entire story is a let down for all parties involved. 

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