Yahoo Finance Releases It's Best And Worst Run Cities List

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The yearly list is out, and I'm amped up. Favorite time of the year is knowing that the city I live in isn't being run into the fucking ground. No surprise to anyone that my hometown, Plano, TX comes in hot at number three for like the billionth year straight. Best part of the list though? Looking at what cities are minutes away from being in complete and utter anarchy. Obviously Detroit made the list. Was anyone surprised there? Negative. I didn't even know that cities being bankrupt was possible, but Detroit was determined to show everyone just how shitty they were. Oh and if you read that list you're computer is not doubt covered in whatever liquid you were drinking because you saw that Detroit came in at number two. NUMBER TWO! Number one? San Bernardino, California. How fucking shitty are the people in charge of San Bernardino if they can't even out city Detroit. I just imagine a room full of the most inept people in history. Don't have specifics, but I'd like to think it's Jerry Jones, Psy, and Snooki before she got hot. Dream team.

Who do you think is running things in San Bernardino?