Dennis Rodman Goes Publicly Insane... Again

This video is so classic. Dennis Rodman has officially gone off the deep end again and that essentially means two Christmases. The guy has been to North Korea like 25 times this year and still can't explain why he's going to North Korea. I absolutely love when Chris Cuomo just keeps asking him the same question and Rodman has no clue where he is. And you have to love the fact that his posse all are trying to rescue the situation and Dennis is having absolutely none of it. Just has to have the spotlight, no worries bros, he's got this. The best part of the entire video though? Rodman's cigar that is totally not lit in the slightest. Guy just has to have a stogie on him at all times to let us know that he's rich and we're not.

P.S. I'm now blogging like this forever:

Unlit cigars for life!!!

P.P.S. Yes, I'm wearing the same shirt I wore yesterday during Salz Bros Radio. No shame to double stacking shirts at all.

Dee Dee McCarron Asks What Everyone Is Thinking

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Everyone's favorite SEC mom tweeted this out last night and everyone is pissed off about how the McCarrons are super racist and all that nonsense. Being the celebrity (?) that Dee Dee is, she had to do damage control and deleted the tweet. That just makes me pissed off. You're telling me that while watching him post game  you didn't think the exact same thing? The fact that a lady can't think that Jameis Winston is a fucking illiterate retard and tweet it out to the masses is just a god damn shame.

Yeah totally dude!!! 

Yarmulke Wearing Northwestern Basketball Player Makes National News

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Before I say anything, I want to preface this blog by saying I'm not a Jew hater. That being said, this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Aaron Lieberman makes national news for wearing a Yarmulke (which honestly is not how that word should be spelled in the slightest. Super frustrating to continually spell that wrong). How is a guy wearing a tiny hat newsworthy? I'll tell you why. The internet is run by Jewish people. Straight up accept it world. A guy that didn't do anything for the 1 minute of total time he logged in a 20 point loss makes national news. Meanwhile, I am on my couch spitting blog magic daily and probably couldn't even get the local high school women's basketball coach to make an appearance on Salz Bro's Radio. Shows you where the world has it's fucking priorities. Shameful.

P.S. How about the part in the article where they talk about how he sometimes has to walk 8 miles to practice because he can't use electricity certain times because of being Jewish (didn't know that was real). Such a squid move it's unreal.

Emma Watson Is Single... I'm So In It Hurts

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Single and ready to fuck, plain and simple. Anyone who's anyone knows that I have had Hermione in my cross hairs since "Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone". Would rather hold her hand then bang any Victoria's Secret model. Does that make me a gay ball? Better yet do I even fucking care if that makes me a gay ball? Not at all. I loved Hermione before loving witches was cool. I haven't been this excited since I discovered that something happens from rubbing your penis really fast for 4 minutes. I don't care if Hermione is most likely a dead fish in the sack, nothing will stop this obsession. And now that my blog has like 20 regular viewers and our radio show had two people watching live today, I am essentially a celebrity on the internet. Game over.

P.S. Was that dick joke to much? No shame to my game, just curious.

Salz Bros Radio Episode 2

New radio show, hope you enjoy it. Thanks for watching a reading the blog. We are always open to new questions and would love some suggestions. Comment below and let us know ideas for content. 

Thanks again and go Cowboys.

Is This The Greatest Tailgate Move In The History Of Tailgating??

Such a power move here. Three old bros and some old hag dominating the tailgate scene in Philly. Some suckers go to the game early to grill in the parking lot, and freeze their dicks off, but no, not these guys. 80 years into their long existence, they finally figured it out. Go to Hot Tub City, and bask in the glory. Great play by these guys, but what's their move when it's time to get out, cause lord knows there's absolutely nothing worse then going from a glorious hot tub sesh to the freezing cold tundra of sub zero temps. Bravo boys, bravo. Live it up while you can, but I'm giving no symp to them when they finally do have to get out.

Watch Out Gay Community, Ricky Martin Is Back On The Market

The word around the internet is that Ricky Martin has broken up with his long time boyfriend whose name no one cares about. All that matters is straight Ricky Martin baby. The man who basically made being a famous gay person cool is back on the market and honestly I'd be scared to even be straight and live in the same city as this man. That flow, that Livin La Vida Loca swag, irresistible. Now I am not going to say I'd get the gay for Ricky Martin if he asked me to, but I'd totally get the gay for Ricky Martin if he asked me to.

PARTY TIME BABY!!!!