1/3 Of Americans Reject Evolution Ever Happened... Duh?

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In a recent poll conducted by God knows who, 30 percent of Americans believe that humans have looked the exact same since the beginning of time. This poll has set the world on fire, as everyone is freaking out how dumb that 30 percent are. Uh... WRONG! Those 30 percent are so right. All this nonsense that we were once monkeys is ridiculous. Would that not make us all AIDS people? Shut it down, don't want to hear it anymore. If anyone is even questioning that everyone looks like we did 5 billion years ago they need to watch this historical documentary with actual footage of the stone age; starring Ringo Starr...