Friday, December 20, 2013

Be Warned, North Korea Still Has Fax Machines

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I don't even know where to begin here. This entire story just baffles me, but I can't hate on North Korea in the slightest for it. Shame on South Korea for even thinking to share a border with Kim Jong Un's empire. Where do I start? For one how fantastic is it that this even took place? Like how long has North Korea been writing this fax? Or was it just a quick "let's go shit on South Korea" decision made after Kim Jong had a big breakfast? Did his advisors suggest the fax? Being complete serious, I totally imagine Kim Jong Un bringing up the fax and none of his advisors even suggesting email. Almost like his dad just went died without giving Kim Jong Un any sort of formal "how to intimidate your neighbors training", but if anyone tells him that it's straight to the chopping block. Or it could be the opposite, no one in North Korea probably even knows a fax machine exists. Kim Jong Un just essentially invented the coolest way to communicate with people outside of that prison they call (insert North Korea capital city name here). Dude's gotta stand up next to his dad's accomplishments, Kim Jong Ill invented the double meat with cheese (cheeseburger) and shot a 38 under par his first time picking up golf clubs. Lot of things to live up to there, Un has just got to start somewhere i.e the fax machine.

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