Found this story this morning and my jaw just dropped. In the history of earth is there a single kid who didn't love the shit out of TMNT (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)??? This party could've just had a couple statues hanging around and I'd be in, but then I read the kicker... Vanilla Ice is performing and his back up act is Coolio (whose fee to perform is $500, two handles of Patron, and a bucket of fried chicken). I don't want to go to this party, I need to go to this party.
JAM IT OUT ICE!!!!
Dodge is already the worst blogger fire him
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