So Your Friend Makes a Sex Tape.. Do You Watch???

A buddy of mine called and said that he finally made a sex tape with a smoke from our high school. I issued the usual congratulations, but then things got weird… he offered to send me the footage. Initially thats literally a dream for a kid who was absolutely enormous in the weight game in high school, but then I found out this video was filmed Tommy Lee style (tripod action for days). I then realized "Do I really want to see my former collegiate offensive lineman of a friend flop around on top of some girl for 3 minutes? Even if it featured phenomenal cinematography, I'm still not sure if I could watch. So I will leave it up to y'all:

Vote 1 for No way and vote 10 for only hells yes