Friday, December 13, 2013

Megyn Kelly Says Santa Is For Sure White, Everyone Flips


Umm... how is this even making any sort of news? Duh Santa is white. Is this honestly what the world has come to? Do we really even need to be talking about this? Rhetorical question! Of course we do. Santa is so white its insane. And lets just say Santa wasn't white (he totally is though) do people actually think he'd be black? Have you ever seen one of those light up Santa decorations from like 1960 and Santa is black?


CREEP CITY!

I honestly like black people as much as the next dude, but think about this for a second. Off the top of your head name the one race that if seen in your house with a gigantic bag you'd immediately suspect this person was robbing you... exactly. Santa is white because duh he's just white. I stand with Megyn Kelly on this and I will not back down. Nobody puts Salzy in the corner, nobody. 

P.S I realize that everyone is probably saying "Hey Salzsquatch, you know what is not a good look on you? Getting your first blog of the day out at 8 pm". Whatever, I had work

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