Ray Allen Will Wear Jesus Shuttlesworth Jersey A Few Games This Year
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Spike Lee tweeted this out yesterday (isn't he a die hard Knicks fan?) and then of course ESPN had to tweet out exactly the same thing. I am just baffled by this whole thing. Like once Ray Allen left Boston and joined up with Lebron did he just feel like everything he did had to challenge those fools for douche of the year? Much like James Bond is a fake person, so is Jesus Shuttlesworth. Are those penises in South Beach not content with everything that's douchey about South Beach? Do they actually have to have one of their players use a fake person's name? I'm just going to come out and say that this is no doubt Lebron's doing. "Dude Ray, you know what would be dope? Wearing a Jesus Shuttlesworth jersey, but with like the Heat. You do that, and I'll bring my purse". No doubt that it went down pretty similar to that.
I am not even quite sure how the NBA is allowing this to happen? Can rando dudes just put whatever they want on their jerseys now? If that's the case, then I fully expect every nobody in the league to have a fire ass name ready to unveil starting next week. Otherwise Lebron wins, and everyone knows we can't let that happen.
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